calvinball:

I don’t know how we made it this far.

This weekend just gone, we made the trip up north to play some shows with UNFUN and Pudge. I’m still not sure whether it was an awesome weekend, or a total disaster….It was kinda both.

Awesome - shows we’re a lot of fun. We got merry and hung out with our friends. It was really nice to just be back up north. Also, Man city beat Man United to get to the final of the FA cup. Shit like that doesn’t happen. I’m still so happy about that.

Disaster - we lost our guitars and it doesn’t look like we’re getting em back.

Fuck. That. For. A. Bag. Of. Shit.

I mean let’s be honest, we’re a bunch of idiots at the best of times, and we’ve done some pretty stupid things, but this takes the biscuit. We also lost our brand new pedals, phone chargers and some tshirts. I don’t have money to buy new clothes, nevermind guitars!…

I’d tell you the details but it’s half frustrating, half plain embarrassing.

You could have helped us out by buying merch, but we’re so broke we can’t afford to get any merch. Hahahaha Ha…Ha……ha…..ha…..heh

We also have a few awesome shows and a european tour coming up real soon, that we really wanna do.

So what I’m asking is, if anyone out there has any semi-decent guitars they were looking to sell at any point, or even think about a long term loan, please give us an email, because we’re in the market for some…but we’re a tiny bit poor and we can’t afford to head out to Denmark street and go all Richie Rich.

So if you could re-blog/retweet this. Pass it on. Tell all your friends. You can make it a funny story about this bunch of pricks who somehow manage to be in a band despite all being useless in their own special ways, and then hit them with the shock ending of how the actually really need your help. Tug on the heart-strings an’ all that.

Thankssss!